I need a big strong man to come over and make more storage space on my MacBook Air.
May 24, 10:24pm
@adneisler I'm AMAZED when you speak this foreign language. Prodigy. Are these ikea parts?
May 24, 9:48pm
I really need to whiten the side part of my teeth.The part that touches all the food. The front looks pretty gnarly too though. #notgonnalie
May 24, 6:15pm
RT @FilthyRichmond: I'm not a feminist but my camel toe is.
May 24, 3:00pm
"Microwave oven" is an ambitious euphemism. #cooking
May 24, 2:56pm
RT @bdbeatslayer: @EmmaTattenbaum @FilthyRichmond EXCELLENT!
May 24, 9:22am
I just laughed for ten minutes straight at this Twitter account, which is also a work of art. Go see @FilthyRichmond and pee urself. #funny
May 24, 8:06am
RT @FilthyRichmond: When you're looking for the restaurant's bathroom and accidentally walk into the kitchen
May 24, 8:01am
Lulled to sleep by the soft sounds of East Harlem construction.The soothing drill, the irate trabajador shouting at his boss who owes him $.
May 23, 9:20pm
RT @joewintergreen: you know i'd walk a thousand miles if i could just sea ewe
May 23, 8:45pm
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